Meomi: Hey Lonnie, how was the wedding?
Lonnie: Hey Ma, it was ok.
Lonnie: Thought I'd let you know, I've decided to start a club today. It's going to be called RufF and I'm going to be the leader.
Meomi: A club eh? Don't you need other petz to join?
Lonnie: Of course, I'm going to recruit members. I'm hoping to find someone today. First though, lets go pick a piece of clothing to distinguish me as the leader.
Meomi: Ok, let's go!
Meomi: So do you have anything in mind?
Lonnie: Pffft, just don't make me look silly, k? I want to look... rough and tough, you know?
Meomi: How about this hat?
Lonnie: I like it!
Meomi: You ready to meet someone new?
Lonnie: Not just yet, I wanna show you what I can do...
Lonnie: -hops on fireplace-
Lonnie: Wasn't that awesome? I can jump really high now.
Meomi: LONNIE! Get off the furniture!
Lonnie: ... yes ma'am -jumps off-
Meomi: Ok now, I'd like to introduce you to Aria. Silver Tabby sent her over to play with you. Maybe she could be your first club member?
Aria: Hi! I'm Aria.
Lonnie: Lonnie
Lonnie: ... you're a girl though...
Aria: 0.o Yes I am... you're point is...?
Aria: Is there something wrong with this guy?
Lonnie: -mumbles under his breath- She can't be a RufF member... she's a girl... what was she thinking... ugh!
Meomi: -sigh- Let's go outside to play.
Lonnie: All these toys are mine. I GUESS you can play with that toy... for now.
Aria: Uhhh... thanks?
Aria: So what did I hear your owner say? You've started a club?
Lonnie: Yeah, I did, but you can't be part of it because you're a girl. Only guys allowed to be a RufF member.
Aria: -gasp- That's rude!
Lonnie: THAT and also... you're way too skinny.
Aria: 0.0 WHAT?! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Aria: -runs after Lonnie- Get over here! I'm going to whip you on the head with this toy here.
Lonnie: Hey hey! No violence in my backyard -runs away-
Lonnie: -starts digging hole- Stupid Aria, thinks she so tough -mumbles-
Meomi: LONNIE! Are you still digging in my garden?!
Lonnie: Huh? Wha? Crap! Ummm, I was just digging the garden back up. Aria dug this hole. I didn't want her getting into trouble so I was trying to cover her butt... but you caught me. I should've told you, do you forgive me? Please don't be hard on Aria... just send her back home. I think that's the best punishment for her.
Aria: He's such a moron...
Lonnie: -acts innocent-
Aria: You can lose the act now. She's not stupid you know.
Lonnie tries to jump Aria but she just trots away... with Lonnie's bone in mouth.
Meomi: Ok guys, enough of this, let's go in and eat some grub.
Lonnie: -investigates food dish-
Aria: Hey Lonnie, I always eat from the blue bowl. Would you mind eating from the silver bowl instead?
Aria: -sighs impatiently- Lonnie, I'm hungry! Are you even listening to me?
Meomi: Lonnie! Give her that bowl please!
Lonnie: -sigh- Fine.
Aria: Thank you! Wait, what if he drooled in it... ew!
Aria: Ah it looks safe to me.
Lonnie: Hey, save me a bite! I want some of that too.
Aria: Okie, here you go.
Lonnie: What? That's all you left me? There's hardly a bite.
Aria: Not my problem -starts eating from silver bowl-
Lonnie: Well, I'm hungry -eats the rest of the kibble in blue bowl-
Lonnie: -yawns- Time for my nap now.
Aria: Woah, you have a HUGE bed! Mind if I sleep next to you?
Lonnie: -sigh- Would you listen to me if I said no?
Aria: Probably not. -hops on bed and snuggles next to Lonnie-