So things happened and this is going to have story involved too!
Kirk - *thinking: Zatanna has grown into such a beautiful girl...I'm such a perv. She's barely an adult.*
Zatanna - *Thinking: He's looking at me! He's looking at me!* You're staring...
Kirk - Sorry.
Zatanna - Wait! Um...you don't have to leave...I mean...um...
Kirk - No. I really should go.
Zatanna - Why? Did you not like what you saw?
Kirk - It's not that at all.
Zatanna - Then stay. You're supposed to be my friend right?
Kirk - *I'm so going to a special hell...* Yeah...I'm your friend.
Zatanna - You know I'll be starting my show career soon right.
Kirk - Yes...we all will be
Zatanna - Yes but...Do you think i've got what it takes? Am I striking enough.
Kirk - Of course you are. Why would you think other wise?
Zatanna - You know...we...I'm not a pup any more...
Kirk - *counts to ten in head slowly, thinking: What is she getting at...?* Yeah. I know. *thinking: God do I know...perv...stop that!*
Zatanna - You know we can...make some memories?
Kirk - Tanna...What are you getting to?
Zatanna - I like you Kirk...like like like...do you like me?
Kirk - You're barely out of puppy hood, Tanna, you'll find a nice young dog in the rings. One your own age.
Zatanna - Are you saying no? You said I'm pretty.
Kirk - You are!...I...*thinks: I'm going to a very very special hell!* I think we should go inside.
Zatanna - WHY!? You said I'm pretty!
Kirk - You are. *nudges Zatanna towards house* But it's getting dark and the ground is dusty...
Zatanna - So...we will make memories?
Kirk - Yes.
Zatanna - Thank you! And don't worry. I'm very mature. I don't expect anything from this night other than memories.
Kirk - Oh...Okay... *thinking - back out now perv! Before you do something she regrets!*
~Inside~
Kirk - Tanna maybe we should talk-
Zatanna - We can talk later.
Kirk - But, Oh god...do that again...
~A few weeks later~
Zatanna - Kirk? Can I talk to you?
Kirk - *Sighs heavily thinking: What? need to relieve some stress? You've been avoiding me since that night!* Yeah? What can I do for you?
Zatanna - Um...that...that night...I...I'm pregnant...
Kirk - What? Are you sure?!
Zatanna - Look at me! I'm fat!
Kirk - No...are you sure it's mine?
Zatanna - How dare you ask me that!
Kirk - It's an honest question! How can I know you weren't trying to
make memories with other dogz in the house?!
Zatanna - Grrrr...IT WAS JUST YOU, JERK! I'M FAT AND MY SHOW CAREER IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR...YOUR...ARRRRGGGH!
Kirk - Don't you dare place all the blame on me, Princess! It takes too to tango!
Zatanna - I hate you! I never want to see you again!
~A few hours later~
Kirk - *sees tears streaks* Oh, Tanna...I'm going to take care of you. I promise...even if you hate me...I've always loved you and that won't change...I promise...