Charita: Ok, time to try this baby out. Profile completed, I am now known as Beyonce321 online, now FIND ME SOME HUNKS LAPTOP! He's.... ew, ew, ew WHAT?! REALLY?? *shakes head* Gross. Oh he's cute... looks like a show-off though, nope, no *sigh* These are the guys they matched me up with? Kinda disappointing... maybe I should play roulette and talk to the ones with no pictures. Maybe I can be lucky? How about this one, Mixed-up-Mutt79 - Handsome young dog seeking beautiful lady who enjoys steak dinner, hiking, and cuddling. Interesting... Hobbies include chewing bones, howling at the moon, wrangling household puppies. Let's see if you're worth my time...
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Beyonce321: Hey thereMixed-up-Mutt79: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Beyonce321: How are you?Mixed-up-Mutt79: I'm fine, yourself?
Beyonce321: I'm fine. Please tell me you're not a cat...Mixed-up-Mutt79: Nope, definitely not a cat. Though I do live with one. Grumpy guy too. Are you a cat?
Beyonce321: Thank god. You're in luck, I am not a cat. So why no pictures? Are you shy or something?Mixed-up-Mutt79: My owners laptop camera is broken. I could Google a picture of some handsome hunk to send you, but I don't want to lie.
Beyonce321: Hmmm, ok. I'll bite. So what are you on here for? You're not married with kids are you?Mixed-up-Mutt79: Well, I'm not married, but I do have a pup named Jessie. I'm here because, well, Jessies mom ran off shortly after she was born, and after I finished raising her, I guess I started to feel lonely.
Beyonce321: So will there be an angry mom coming after me if things go farther between us? LOLMixed-up-Mutt79: Lol, not that I'm aware of. She took off and I haven't seen or heard from her since. No one has.
Beyonce321: That's good, because I don't share 😉Mixed-up-Mutt79: Lol. So why are you on this site?
Beyonce321: Trying to see what else is out there I guess. All the good ones around here are either married or gay!Mixed-up-Mutt79: So I guess that makes me a bad one? 😎
Beyonce321: I don't know yet, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
Beyonce321: What do you like to do for fun?Mixed-up-Mutt79: Well, I work a lot, it keeps my mind off of things. I haven't really had fun in a long time.
Beyonce321: Well I'm lots of fun 😉 What do you work on?Mixed-up-Mutt79: Why don't you guess?
Beyonce321: A police dog?Mixed-up-Mutt79: I'm not nearly that cool lol
Beyonce321: Ok, now I'm curious lolMixed-up-Mutt79: I work on a ranch with a bunch of other dogs. I'm still pretty new to it though. The boss dog says I still have a lot to learn.
Beyonce321: Oooo, interesting, I've never been on a ranch before. Is it fun?Mixed-up-Mutt79: It is, until a cow kicks you in the face. But....that doesn't happen often
Beyonce321: OUCH! Did that happen to you??Mixed-up-Mutt79: Only once, but it's not something you forget.
Mixed-up-Mutt79: So what do you do?
Beyonce321: Hmmmm, I sit back and be pretty? LOL My life is pretty boring, nothing like yours!Mixed-up-Mutt79: Eh, it's just a lot of work. So tell me about what it's like being pretty? I'm sure you have an inbox full of messages from guys on here.
Beyonce321: Yeah, but lots of weirdos. Kinda freaking me out. One already proposed 0__0Mixed-up-Mutt79: Lol, well when you're as pretty as you are, I can see why he did!
Beyonce321: Awwww thanks 🙂 But seriously, please don't propose on a first date, instant turn-off haha!Mixed-up-Mutt79: I can only imagine. So should I consider you a weirdo since you messaged me first? lol
Beyonce321: Most definitely, keep your guard up around me hahaMixed-up-Mutt79: Noted! lol
Beyonce321: I better go, it's pretty late. Talk to you soon?Mixed-up-Mutt79: Sure. I guess I'm not one of the bad ones?
Beyonce321: So far so good, you made a good first impression ranch boy 🙂Mixed-up-Mutt79: Right back atcha pretty girl. 😉
Beyonce321: Sweet dreams xoMixed-up-Mutt79: Only if you're in them. 🙂
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Charita: Well, that was fun!
I should've done this years ago! I feel all giddy. *giggles*