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Post by tybaxel on Oct 12, 2022 12:12:59 GMT -7
it seems that treat and trick have taken up a new interest (or rather, trick has forced an uncertain treat to assist him in his new hobby that he may or may not be only slightly proficient in) in fortune telling, and they'd like to read you YOURS! disclaimer: trick wants everyone to know that he is in no way responsible for any misfortune to befall you or your petz as a result of his, uh *checks notes* highly professional and world-renowned readings. any complaints should be directed to his assistant, treat. she will *checks notes again* happily help out in any way she can. if you would like you or one of your petz' fortunes read by these two HIGHLY-TRAINED and EXTREMELY TRUSTWORTHY psychic experts, leave a post down below with your email address! you may just earn yourself a personalized prize...maybe.
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Post by lobb on Oct 12, 2022 12:36:51 GMT -7
I would definitely like to get a highly professional and world-renowned reading for my dear Raffles:
This is a picture of him enjoying some pie.
Raffles doesn't have an email address but mine's folderolpetz@gmail.com
Thank you so much, wise fortune tellers!
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Post by Audaxity on Oct 12, 2022 15:17:51 GMT -7
Busch is a cool old dude. He's seen a lot of things in his time, and is curious about what lies ahead, too! He thought decking himself out in every good luck charm he could think of would help, even though I told him I don't think half of them are even remotely lucky...and that he lost a slipper. Oh well. Keep doin' your best, Busch. The esteemed psychics can leave their wisdom at petzspiderbatz@gmail.com, whenever they so please!
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Post by tybaxel on Oct 12, 2022 18:50:42 GMT -7
treat pulls a card from her upright pile, and trick pulls one from his reverse pile!raffles has received: the chariot and reverse magician cards! < "Oh, good for you, Raffles! These cards look, uh, good!" < "Do you even know what they mean, Treat? You have to check the meanings to see if they're good." < "Oh. Right, the meanings. I know the meanings!"
treat clearly doesn't know the meanings. she quickly scans through a book placed on the table off to the side, before landing on a page that matches the first card. < "Okay, the Chariot! This is the card of success, willpower, and determination. It represents overcoming obstacles with full motivation and control! So, if there are any obstacles in your way, Raffles - like, if you can't reach that Halloween candy on the counter because your human put it too high up - you should face them head-on, and don't give up! Put your worries aside, because success is coming your way! < "Yeah, yeah, enough with that mushy stuff. It's my turn now." trick reaches over and pulls the book from treat, flipping through the pages eagerly. he's clearly been waiting for this.
< "Unfortunately, not every fortune should be purely good or bad news. There needs to be a balance, which is why both an upright and a reverse card have been pulled. I've pulled the reverse Magician for you, Raffles, which means, uh-"
trick glances briefly down at the pages, but quickly looks back up and straightens himself in a professional manner. < "Right, the reverse Magician is representative of manipulation and trickery. You need to be careful and aware of what is being said to you, because it seems that someone may be trying to take advantage of you! Trust no one! Not even me!" trick clears his throat suddenly, and stares raffles deeply in the eyes. < "I mean - you can trust me, of course. Really. I'm highly experienced in my craft. Right Treat?" < "Um, yeah..." you've earned a special pet representing your fortune, in hopes that good luck (and definitely not bad luck) will come your way!
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Post by tybaxel on Oct 12, 2022 19:13:19 GMT -7
Audaxity treat pulls a card from her upright pile, and trick pulls one from his reverse pile!busch has received: death and reversed tower cards!
< " Death?! Oh, cripes! That's-" treat suddenly covers the cards with her paws in hopes of shielding them from busch's view, looking frantically at trick. < "We need to redo it, Trick! This can't be right!" trick suddenly pushes treat's paws away, shooting her a fiery glare. < "The cards are always right! And besides -- death is the upright card. That's the good one." < "What could possibly be good about death?!" < "Just shut up and read it!" trick shoots busch a charismatic smile while treat nervously flips through the pages of the book.
< "Okay...Death. This is the card of change and new beginnings. Something will change in your life -- it may be scary or sudden, but it will ultimately be for the better. Positive change is coming that's going to give you a fresh new look on life, so don't try to resist it!" treat seems significantly more relaxed now that she's read the card's meaning. trick takes the book from her, which only spikes her anxiety once again. < "As always, the good must be balanced with the bad. Busch, you've pulled a reverse Tower, which represents the delaying of the inevitable and avoiding disaster. Have you got something you've been avoiding doing because you know how difficult it will be? Like finally admitting you were the one that stole your friend's treats last Halloween so that they got nothing? Hm?" trick looks at busch with an accusatory stare. < "Well, this is your sign that you need to finally grow a spine and get it over with! Don't put things off just because they're difficult - it's only going to be harder if you wait!" < "Stop yelling, Trick!" you've earned a special pet representing your fortune, in hopes that good luck (and definitely not bad luck) will come your way!
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Post by lemonadelyric on Oct 12, 2022 19:22:06 GMT -7
Coldsteel is all comfy and ready to hear a fortune! He's definitely not nervous in the slightest!
Also, he's fine if his "fortune" ends up at his parent's email address at darpydoo102@gmail.com .... Not because he's scared!
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Post by silverfish on Oct 12, 2022 19:43:23 GMT -7
Enthusiasm would just LOVE to hear her fortune... Things can't get any worse after all. mangoromancer@gmail.com
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Post by sweetiesa on Oct 12, 2022 20:20:49 GMT -7
Olliver, being is so curious to hear his... huh.... Misfortune, that is it, because he is defenitely a cool cat who doesn't feel scared at all!He doesn't have a computer, so write a letter to the adress shinsatodesu@gmail.com
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Post by lunarlex on Oct 12, 2022 20:27:20 GMT -7
Catcus struts in. "A fortune telling booth? Count me in!" He politely sits down in wait; visibly trembling. It's just his low confidence though! He's not nervous in the slightest. Trust me, bro. lbrubies@gmail.com
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Post by Ratqueen on Oct 12, 2022 23:23:08 GMT -7
My Alley Rescue will happily jump at the opportunity to have her fortune read!! What could possibly go wrong?
rkcpetzforum@gmail.com
Thank you!
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